January 2012
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Grandpa: Your cousin's a Blackfoot Indian.
Grandma: Yeah.
Grandpa: Your father's a German.
Grandma: Yeah.
Grandpa: And your mother's a Russian.
Grandma: Yeah, and I'm a Heinz 57.
December 2011
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sommerluvin replied to your post: sommerluvin replied to your post: sommerluvin…
ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT THE ONE FROM A DAY AGO ABOUT PENIS PILLS AND HER ‘HOPING SHE’S NOT PREGNANT’? CAUSE I SAW THAT AND EW. JUST. EW.
YES.
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sommerluvin replied to your post: sommerluvin replied to your post: I am making…
YAY and it’s okay that you are cooking at this time because your internal clock realizes that it is really only 8:30 :)
EW TOTALLY UNRELATED BUT GO LOOK AT YOU KNOW WHO’S BLOG RIGHT NOW!
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sommerluvin replied to your post: I am making sugar cookies at 11:15 at night.
I can’t wait to get a place with a kitchen with you. Your weird cooking habits will be most greatly appreciated, and never mocked. P.S. When are you coming back to Cali??
I can’t wait either, I’ve missed cooking so much! I’m coming back on the 3rd.
I am making sugar cookies at 11:15 at night.
Why? Because I’m Lauren Todd. And I also want some cookies.
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Playing Catchphrase with my family.
Natalie: Okay, so when you're bad, you have to report to the head of the school.
Liz: The superintendent!
Me: THE PRESIDENT!
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Nat: Okay it's the opposite of loud.
Mom: Silence.
Me: Silent as a bear!
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Me: There was a fire like this...aw crap I wasn't supposed to say fire.
Liz: Rolling in the deep!
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When my grandmother gets drunk...
My sister finishes painting my gramma's nails dark purple.
Gramma: Great! Now I look like the black death, bahhhh.
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Mom: There's something wrong with my iPad. I'm getting these weird emails.
Gramma: Are they telling you to drop dead?
Dad: You should change your password.
Mom: It's weird, I have a pretty strong password.
Gramma: What is it, say stink?
Me: I think it's bedtime.
Gramma: How rude to say to your grandmother! What's it next? Grandma got run over by a reindeer?!
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Ian: Ouch. Mom...I knocked my chums on the door.
Mom: Your what?
Ian: Ya know, my batteries. My FRONT batteries.
I hate having those dreams when your teeth fall...
The worst.
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Lauren and I were destined to be life-long...
sommerluvin:
Seriously, I don’t know very many people that can tolerate my embarrassing behavior in public and join in with me. Also, our total’s at Ross today were exactly the same. Who else but us? No one, that’s who.
We were honestly ridiculous. Thank you for not telling me to be quiet when I was obviously way above the socially acceptable volume for being out in public. I laaav...
True/False game. Make an assumption about me in my...
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andrewsoup replied to your post: My winter break is starting off spectacularly.
Why is your car going to be sold? Is it busted?
No, my neighbor needs it and my mom doesn’t trust it to get me to Chico next year when I can take a car.
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My winter break is starting off spectacularly.
I’m getting over strep throat & my dad says if I’m not careful it’s going to turn into pneumonia. And my car is going to be sold on Tuesday :( Blahhh.
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When someone copies a quote you always say
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Things I love:
Sexual conversations in public that should be awkward, but aren’t
Smoking with my friends
Burritos
My friends
Play fights that turn into full on trying to hurt each other
My friends
Not caring about finals
Staying out late in the middle of the week
When guys tell me I look pretty without makeup on
My friends
hollyhox-forgetmenots asked: What did you think of that new Four Year Strong album?
hollyhox-forgetmenots asked: If you were kicked out of college right now, what would you do/where would you go?
hollyhox-forgetmenots asked: Hey Lauren, what was your favorite movie of 2011?
Reblog if you're willing to answer publicly... →