February 2012
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WatchOh my goddd, this lady cray.
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benefits of dating me
you’ll be dating me
I could go on but I think I’ve made my point
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Watch
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Guy outside dorm 1: Who are those flowers for?
Guy outside dorm 2: (holding a dozen roses) No one yet. Just hittin' on girls, deciding who to give them to.
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me: i'm so lonely omg i just want someone to talk at me
someone: hey
me: no not you
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guy: i had sex ten times in one night!
guy: you legend *high-five*
girl: i had sex once
girl: oh my god would you calm down with your sexual acts you massive slut, why don't you just become a prostitute seeing as you already act like one, oh look there's a leaf do you want to sleep with that too you sexual predator of the night
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All I want is a jar of bread & butter pickles that I can eat all by myself.
